Why? Because my roommate said so.

Exactly. I already have Xanga, but what fun is it when you can't add pictures in a way that makes your blog resemble a newspaper article or at least something that looks remotely interesting instead of complicatedly cool in the Asian style? Thus, the blog.
This is me. Obviously I possess angelic qualities just as any OTHER OTHER girlfriend should. I have a halo, half of my first name is Mary (I guess you can make an argument that the other half is "Homewrecker" or any variation), I have a bangs which make me more maternal than the OTHER girlfriend, I have cleavage, and I'm holding a now-consumed handle of Limon. Enough about me. I don't want to overwhelm you all with my brilliant writing style and my refreshing wit all in one post.