Hell? Party of two? or too many?

Look! A rich mahogany! It's on sale too! -->

I've never been the most morbid person...unless I'm talking to EMMA. You really have to hear what she (we) had to say.

[14:47:57] eulrich16: you would have been proud of us.
[14:48:06] eulrich16: the other night me and him were talking about who would speak at our funerals and what we would wear
[14:48:22] eulrich16: I said I'd definitely have you but if you are anything like you are when you call jane and try to talk to her, you would not be able to speak
[14:48:35] delarosa139: hahahaha!! EMMA!!!
[14:48:45] delarosa139: yeah i might not be able to refer to you as "emily"
[14:48:48] eulrich16: exactly!
[14:48:51] delarosa139: they might get confused haha
[14:48:53] eulrich16: but aren't you happy that we talked about it?
[14:49:00] eulrich16: and we went into even more depth about WHERE we would be buried.
[14:49:46] eulrich16: tell my parents not to bury me on their farm
[14:49:47] delarosa139: uhh where?
[14:49:55] eulrich16: I said I didn't know... I honestly don't
[14:50:00] delarosa139: yeah i thought of that....i'm not sure where i'd want to be buried
[14:50:16] delarosa139: i don't want to be a statistic in chicago
[14:50:24] eulrich16: yeah, exactly
[14:50:39] eulrich16: so if my parents ask.,.. just cremate me
[14:50:42] eulrich16: and sprinkle my ashes on your bed
[14:50:43] eulrich16: BWAHAHA
[14:50:54] delarosa139: and the one in cadillac is really really depressing (as opposed to a happy cemetary)
[14:51:02] delarosa139: my bed?! eeeeee!!
[14:51:07] eulrich16: haha!
[14:51:08] eulrich16: YES!!
[14:51:10] delarosa139: just call me emma. just cremate me.
[14:51:12] eulrich16: you could ALWAYS sleep with me then.
[14:51:14] eulrich16: hahaha!!!
[14:51:19] eulrich16: put that in your blog!
[14:51:21] delarosa139: wow i'd be inner AND outer spoon
[14:51:25] delarosa139: that's sick!
[14:51:30] eulrich16: you could be in the middle too! like a sandwich!
[14:52:11] delarosa139: it would be like breading chicken!

First of all, that last line about comparing people to breading chicken is unnecessary and atrocious. Secondly, I'm thinking about changing from a rich mahogany to a light, moderate, but POLISHED (not to the point of tackiness) maple. And is it considered odd that Emma and I talk about this two days after my conversation with a friend and concluding that we're both going to hell? Yeah. Let's just hope this is just a phrase Conan O'Brien made famous.